well, look what the cat drug in...

How in the hell do you screw up a red carpet appearance?  You have people to dress you, to do your make up and hair.  When this is not your first time to the rodeo, I ask...HOW DO YOU SCREW IT UP??

She looked like she wanted to be anywhere but where she was.  Even Guiliana Rancic from E! said, "There is a side door right over on Hollywood Blvd that says exit, ya know, and you can get in that way and just call someone and say, 'can you open the door for me'. You do not have to walk the carpet.  Not every star has to walk the carpet." 

Oh if only she had taken your advice Guiliana.  

Further more, what in the hell happened in the span of three year?  

While walking the red carpet, Kristen did not do any interviews.  None.  However, she did have time to interrupt second time nominated Best Actress Jennifer Lawrence while she was being interviewed.  Coincidence?   I think not.  

The only other person she came close to talking to was Josh Horowitz from MTV.

MTV News correspondent Josh Horowitz reported seeing the Snow White and the Huntsman actress and asking why she needed crutches. "Just exchanged a quick hello with Kristen Stewart. I asked her what happened to her and she screamed 'I'm an idiot!'" Horowitz tweeted.  Source

 She never stopped to talk to him, he never asked her more than that.  I can only imagine how sad he must have felt seeing as he seems to feel they are BFF's and all.

Funny how her "injury" wasn't mentioned during the Oscar rehearsals.  Her outfit sure was though

You can clearly see the right foot is bandaged and she does appear to be walking with a limp.  Is it severe enough to need crutches.  Considering she was wearing two different shoes on the red carpet, something fishy sure was up. You can clearly see in the bag, attached to her crutches, two different shoes.  One peep toe heel and one silver flat.  Now why the hell not just wear the flats if you have a foot injury?

And if your injury is so "severe" why the hell not just stay home?  Oh wait.  There's a dvd that goes on sale the following weekend.  While she was not nominated for anything, "Snow White and the Huntsman" was, Best Costume and Visual Effects.  They lost in both categories.



Bottom line is that this appeared to be a stunt to get her noticed on the red carpet and it worked.  Forget the terrible hair, bags under her eyes, thrown together dress from 2009.  Yes, people had plenty to say about that, but it seemed to be her injury that got the most attention.

 Those that can't be nominated, fake their way through it.

ETA:

Two days later and we see this.  No bandaged foot, no crutches, putting weight on the "severely injured" foot even. It must be a dvd miracle.